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Reese. 19. non-binary pansexual gender fucker.
Dark Avenger. White privilege. Sometimes a vampire, always a goblin. 'He' and or ey/em/eir pronouns.
I am not a tiny lady. I am in fact an even tinier man.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAG YOUR FUCKING WINTER SOLIDER POSTS OH MY FUCKING GOD

rapunzelie:

s/o to the girls who grew up with moms who took their own physical insecurities out on their daughters and made them feel ugly know that shit’s rough but ur a blossom sugarplum who deserves to be treated well

jaclcfrost:

u know when ur fav character does something that should be really badass and actually is really badass

but all u can do is look at them and just shake ur head like

what a nerd

jaclcfrost:

people knowing that i’ve cried and people seeing me cry are two different things like i don’t care if people know i’ve cried because like everybody cries but when it comes to people actually being there and seeing me cry in the moment??? no. nope. nah. no thanks. i’m good. no thank you. let’s not

tags:
#queue goblin

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

asieybarbie:

accidently drawing your lineart on the same layer as your sketch but not realizing until halfway through

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calumberjacked:

jaclcfrost:

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whoever came up with this is probably still patting themselves on the back at this very moment

i went to burger king when they got these and the girl said “would you like some satifries? theyre really satifrying.” and the boy behind her goes “shut up” and she goes “hes not satifried with my puns.”

went and bought food and didn’t have to break either of the remaining two 20 dollar bills

WHY DOES NO ONE IN ANDERSON KNOW HOW TO DRIVE OH MY FUCKING GOD YEAH SURE THERE’S NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR YOU TO GET INTO THE TURN LANE BUT YOUR ASS IS DOING IT ANYWAY ARENT YOU OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

tags:
#queue goblin

youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

HAHAHA i can’t find my fucking car keys now

citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

okie dokie i’m going to get food i guess